"I get a check in my spirit!"
"If you speak in tongues the devil can't understand you!"
"Don't speak DEATH to it, speak LIFE!"
"No negativity, only positivity."
"Job sinned, that's why his PROSPERITY was disturbed."
"Just cast the calories out of your food!"
"The spirit of alcohol can enter your car and
make you crash even if you've never taken
a drink in your life!"
"You just don't have REVELATION!"
"He is just SO ANOINTED!"
"Speak to the illness, and curse it!"
"People are gods, little gods!"
"Just like God, anointed people can create by
"You don't need to be WATER baptized if you've been baptized in the Holy Ghost!"
"If you don't speak in tongues you're not really a Christian!"
"Don't read the Bible by yourself because the
devil can get in there and mess it up!"
"When someone dies their spirit lingers around their body for three days and then goes to heaven or hell."
"God's revelation does not end, so of course
things we get in our spirit today are more important and more crucial to us than things
written 2 to 3 thousand years ago!"
"We don't need the Old Testament, that's only for the Jews. A Christian only needs the New Testament."
"The Law is bad, and Grace is good."
"Prayer language might not be in the Bible, but every Christian should have one!"
"People are made up of a body, a soul, and a spirit, a mini trinity, and the body is flesh, the
soul is evil, and the spirit is good."
"The Holy Ghost can give you messages if you let your hand go limp, loosely grasp a pen, and then the Holy Ghost will take over
and write you out a message."
"You can make Bible verses YOUR OWN; they will mean things to you, a private
interpretation, and God can make you
and exception to the general rules and
"Pray once for something, and then stand in faith and never pray about it again, because that is showing a lack of faith."
"Don't pray for God's will because that is a WIMPY prayer! You ask for what you want and believe, and God HAS TO SAY YES!!!"
"Don't read the Bible on your own, because
the enemy can get in there and mess you up!"
"God has certain laws He has to go by and when you learn them you can have power over God and get anything you want, because He cannot break His own rules!"
"Don't ever say Thy will be done because that is a wimpy prayer!"
"A Christian doesn't need the Old Testament,
he can get everything he needs from the New Testament!"
"When you're slain in the spirit it feels wonderful, so how could it be bad?"
"I know the Bible says that God cannot lie, but He actually does lie, to test us!"
"The Holy Ghost is gonna mess you up!"
"Yeah, Jesus said we would have tribulation
but I don't think God wants us to go through
tribulation, that's why I believe in the Rapture,
and I don't care if it's not in the Bible!"
"Don't pray to God -- talk to the tumor!"
"God gives us power. It is our power. Just like
He gave us authority. It is our authority. Just like He gave us righteousness. It is our righteousness!"
"Don't pray more than once for something
because that is showing weak faith. Pray once
and then stand in faith!"
"Jesus said to talk to the mountain and it will move. So we need to create by speaking, we can actually create our own reality!"
"If someone gets sick, I say to them: Physician
"Don't keep any law of God, because the Bible says if you break even just one, you break them all, so don't try to keep even one!"
"Christians can't sin, no matter what they do. The Bible says it is impossible for Christians to sin!"
"You don't need to ask God to forgive your sins after your saved, because Jesus
paid it all at the cross!"
"Christians who sin are called Carnal Christians and while it's okay I think it's better
to at least try to be good."
"I've been baptised in the Spirit so I don't
need to be baptised in water, that's just legalism!"
"Keep God's law? Don't be so legalistic!"
"It ain't a money thing! You need to get on that
phone now and make your pledge. It ain't a money thing! It's an obedience thing!"
"If you have some bad habit or addiction, just
clap your hands and say: I break you spirit of _______ and cast you into dry places!"
"I have all the authority of Christ! Anything He did, I can do too!"
"The Holy Ghost sometimes falls on this building, and sometimes on a different building. It's important to follow it, wherever it goes."
"I love the Holy Ghost and it feels good, and I'm never going to give it up no matter what the Bible says, I know what it says, but I know it's right, I've prayed about it."
"Your mind can be tricked, but your spirit can't be tricked. So feel with your spirit. Don't think with your brain. If anyone says anything wrong to you, you'll get a check in your spirit."
"The Holy Ghost is an incredible fashion consultant! It can help you pick out what clothes are best for you!"
"Real Christians are NEVER sick because Jesus healed all sickness. Don't pray to God,
just cast out the illness!"
"You ARE a god, a little god, with a little g!"
"You better listen to the 'Man of God!' If you don't, you could get hurt."
"It Ain't a Money Thang! It's an Obedience
"Just like God can create by speaking, so can you! You were created in the image of God, that means you ARE a god!"
"The Bible says that you are going to die, but you won't REALLY die, no, your spirit man will go on, into eternity! The Bible says when you die you can't think or remember or even pray
or worship God! But you WILL because you will be in heaven WITH God! We have more relelation than the Bible writers and that's why we know more than the Bible."
"The Bible is good, but it is dated, it is for back then. God is still speaking TODAY, and God
has learned a lot in all that time! Now there is a BETTER word!"
"I get it! It's the same thing as casting spells, except you use Jesus' name!"
"The Bible says my spirit prayeth so that is a
prayer language right there!"
"The Bible says we are to pray in the spirit
so that is prayer language right there!"
"God has blessed you. But if you don't sow seeds of love, invest in His ministries, He will take away those blessings!"
"Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, the Bible says
that the Holy Ghost decides what Gift you get, but the TRUTH is that you can have ANY Gift, just ask for it! Just claim it. And EVERY Christian better have the Gift of Tongues, or else they are GRIEVING the Holy Ghost!"
"The Lord just told me that someone out there
needs a miracle! He says there is someone who has a bad back! Call now and sow a seed of $1,000 claim your miracle, now! Hurry!"
"The NT is a better revelation than the OT. The writers of the OT didn't quite understand things quite as well as we do!"